A year after my failed attempt to sleep with the curries, I went back to India. After visiting few rural cities recommended by Lonely Planet, I decided to go to Mumbai, the Bollywood’s Mecca! Though not every Mumbai men looked like Salman Khan, after few times scanning the Mumbai hunks in grindr, jackd and romeo, I came to conclusion that Mumbai guys were much better than men in Delhi and Kolkata (soon enough, I learnt that Mumbai gays thot Kolkatans were the India’s ugliest urban gays - I couldn’t agree more).
My main intention in Mumbai was to celebrate Holi festival, the Hindu ritual where people throwing colored powder and splashing water, and tour the nightlife scenes. On the mission doing the latter, I met this cute 20-something straight guy whom I ended up chatting with. His name was Ragoo and he danced funny (just like most of straight guys out there). His smile was one of the cutest thing I’d ever seen. If I were him, I would had definitely put my smile into insurance.

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If you have seen Bollywood movies, you can’t deny that most of the casted protagonist actors are worth your men-to-sleep-with list. Silly me for thinking that all Indian men are as hot as what Bollywood movies have portrayed. When I firstly landed my ass in India, precisely in Kolkata (the country’s fourth largest city) and logged in to the evil apps like gayromeo and grindr, I feel cheated. Big time! Most of the guys I found there couldn’t even stand a chance of being an extra. Once I found a profile of a cute guy and agreed to meet up with the guy, he came clean by telling me that the pics were not his and he then revealed his real pic which was not even close to the “fake pic” he used. It’s like Shrek putting up a picture of Prince Charming! What’s worse was that it didn’t only happen with one guy, but three guys! I was not impressed by Kolkata at all!

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Men can be so sweet (sweet enough to melt your heart) when….

(not necessarily in the ascending order)

#1 When someone, who was actually not good at baking, made 7 helluva baking attempts until he finally thot the cake was good enough to be given to you as your surprise bday cake. then you thanked him by giving the hottest sex he’d ever had.

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Is gaydar really a thing? If it is, how do we install it? Is it only available for gay men? Do we need to update it once in a while? Can it be broken? How to ensure the installed Gaydar is the most updated one? Ugh… Stop asking. I am pretty much as clueless as you are. But one thing I know for sure was that when I was still exploring my gayhood, I would only mindfuck a celebrity whom I think was secretly gay. That’s just how I trained myself not to be a predatory gay guy who likes to eat alive a straight dude. Anyhow, so I gathered these (sexy and questionable) men in a certain part of my brain so-called the storage of 18+ materials (eventho at that time I was not 18 yet). So when my dirty mind needed to be feed, I recalled one guy or two from that storage to comprehend my lusty fantasy. The funny part was that, as the time went by, their fame faded away and many of them turned out to come clean as gay. Well, there are guys who up until now haven’t come out yet or really is straight. But my “gaydar” was not entirely wrong as the straight men who’ve ever joined my “rated-M coalition” had at least played a role of gay character once in their lifetime. 

Without a further ado, I introduce you to the guys who’ve ever joined “my lusty fantasy league”.

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#1

You found a super hot guy on Jack’d whom you think out of your league. Surprisingly, he sent you a message first. You two got along by exchanging messages and he constantly praised you. One night, he finally came over to your place on an occasion you normally refer to a “quicky”. He let you drill him like crazy. An hour later you two finished the round. Headed to bathroom and cleaned up. You gave him a towel to dry him up. Soon enough, he crawled back to your bed, told you that he was tired as hell and then self-voluntarily slept on your bed without asking if he could sleepover whatsoever. Even though you actually had plan to meet up with your friends later that night, you decided to put up with him ‘cuz you are a nice person. The night was still to young for you but you forced yourself to sleep next to him. You tried to snuggle with him but he refused. The next morning, the thot of having “morning service” immediately vanished as you woke up to his cellphone alarm (which was much earlier than your normal morning alarm time). He excused himself as he needed to go to his work soon. Days after that, you neither got his message or he replied to your messages. Jerrrk!!!!!!

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